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TACTICAL FUNNY CHATS THREAD INBOUND

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51 Re: TACTICAL FUNNY CHATS THREAD INBOUND on Mon Jun 04, 2012 5:15 am

Nomad: TALK
Nomad: THE MIGHT OF ZARTHA
Nomad: COMMADS U
Nomad: COMMANDS U
Pengin: it
Pengin: is
Pengin: hard
Pengin: i youtube
Pengin: https://2img.net/h/i550.photobucket.com/albums/ii410/Shootemout/Bitchesatgreatprices.jpg
Pengin: PugglyMuffin
Nomad: wtf IS THAT
Pengin: Faction: Irish goobies of awesomeness
Gender: Awesome
Age: Awesome
Name: Conor
Starting Location: A land mass in the middle of the ocean close to England.
Clothing: A suit made entirely out of raw steak and beer mugs.
Physical Description: Awesome
Traits: Can ride flying, rainbow shitting, beer drinking, time traveling, astronaut dinosaurs.
Items: A flying, rainbow shitting, beer drinking, time traveling, astronaut dinosaur
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Pengin: HE
Pengin: HEY BISH
Pengin: I GOT IT
Nomad: hey bish
Pengin: bosh

(Pengin is me if you didn't know, behind the line was when my keyboard was dead and I was using copy and paste off of random websites to fit together a message, past it I found some batteries)


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52 Me and Cerb on Sat Jun 09, 2012 1:43 am

Molestia: strange, of the main 6, foreplay with rarity would be the best, but i would rather fuck RD or AJ
[SLA-A] Cerberus: wat about TS?
Molestia: ...foreplay
[SLA-A] Cerberus: ah but magic
[SLA-A] Cerberus: threesome with RD & TS
Molestia: oh god...
[SLA-A] Cerberus: TS using a gender swap spell maybe
[SLA-A] Cerberus: ^what no respones to that?
Molestia: sorry, TF2
Molestia: hmm...genderswap on who though?
[SLA-A] Cerberus: TS
[SLA-A] Cerberus: and mayber RD after i finished
Molestia: ohh
[SLA-A] Cerberus: a little bit of spit roasting
Molestia: 0_0
Molestia: ...me gusta
Molestia: dunno...might be fun to see what its like as a girl in sex...
[SLA-A] Cerberus: i would want three of them it that case
[SLA-A] Cerberus: if you put that on FC i wll lick your butt
Molestia: what?
[SLA-A] Cerberus: you heard me
[SLA-A] Cerberus: if you put it on funny chatties i will lick your butt
Molestia: ...interesting offer...


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53 Re: TACTICAL FUNNY CHATS THREAD INBOUND on Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:20 am

<15:18:10> "hi mom": did he say
<15:18:12> "hi mom": fast luna
<15:18:14> "hi mom": wtf
<15:18:19> "hi mom": or fast learner
<15:18:41> "Molestia": fast luna? naah, her ass is too fat.


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54 magiec tiem wit nomad on Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:34 pm

Never tell your password to anyone.
Nomad: hey
Nomad: i got a boner
Nomad: when i saw the time
Nomad: so i became a stoner
Nomad: and stopped the time
Nomad: so i became a loner
| DFG | Scruffy: your not a writer are you
| DFG | Scruffy: youre*
Nomad: in the HOMER SIMPSON SHOW
Nomad: faggot
| DFG | Scruffy: orly
Nomad: ye
Nomad: you're a faggot
| DFG | Scruffy: nop
Nomad: hey btw im recording this for
Nomad: a project
Nomad: to see reactions from retards
Nomad: so
Nomad: sorry wrong chat
| DFG | Scruffy: lol
| DFG | Scruffy: sure
Nomad: always play the "wrong chat" card
Nomad: works everytime
| DFG | Scruffy: i c wut u did thur
Nomad: oh ye
Nomad: surrr
Nomad: yor mom suked my
Nomad: telescope
Nomad: loool
Nomad: hey man
| DFG | Scruffy: you dont have a telescope
Nomad: im doing a public service announcement
Nomad: for marijuana
Nomad: what u think i should do
| DFG | Scruffy: i think
| DFG | Scruffy: you should
Nomad: cuz this is like a last minute thing
| DFG | Scruffy: bring
| DFG | Scruffy: the ghost
| DFG | Scruffy: of
| DFG | Scruffy: bob marley
Nomad: and do what with him
Nomad: it needs to be like 30-60 seconds
Nomad: hey faggot
Nomad: don't ignore me
Nomad: what next
Nomad: ok guys this our psa
Nomad: bob marley pops up on screen
| DFG | Scruffy: bob marley
| DFG | Scruffy: steals a radio
Nomad: oh good thinking
Nomad: and then communicates with present bob marley
Nomad: and goes like dude dont influence kids
Nomad: to do marijuana
Nomad: DUDE UR A GENIOUSSD

Nomad: hey
Nomad: hey
Nomad: faggot
| DFG | Scruffy: wut
Nomad: how old is your little sister
| DFG | Scruffy: 15
Nomad: how old is your little brother
| DFG | Scruffy: not little
| DFG | Scruffy: hes 17/18
Nomad: oh so hes like 16
Nomad: yo can u confirm
Nomad: with him
Nomad: cuz u know 2 charges are worse than one
| DFG | Scruffy: i stopped keeping track after he moved out
Nomad: ye
Nomad: sorry man
Nomad: i fucked both of them
Nomad: just wanted to know if they underage
Nomad: but confirm with ur brother
Nomad: if he's like 17/18
Nomad: nigger
| DFG | Scruffy: i had no idea you were bi'
Nomad: ye mean
Nomad: man
Nomad: i fucked conor
Nomad: and ur next
| DFG | Scruffy: orly
Nomad: yeah
Nomad: borrow ur dad's condom


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55 Re: TACTICAL FUNNY CHATS THREAD INBOUND on Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:10 am

Never tell your password to anyone.
12 June 2012
22:59 - Lord Z.B. Leader of all Zombies!: FEAR ME
22:59 - Lord Z.B. Leader of all Zombies!: OR
22:59 - Lord Z.B. Leader of all Zombies!: I
22:59 - Lord Z.B. Leader of all Zombies!: RAPE
22:59 - Lord Z.B. Leader of all Zombies!: YOU
22:59 - Lord Z.B. Leader of all Zombies!: WITH
22:59 - Lord Z.B. Leader of all Zombies!: A
22:59 - Lord Z.B. Leader of all Zombies!: POLIC E
23:00 - Lord Z.B. Leader of all Zombies!: BATON
23:00 - Lord Z.B. Leader of all Zombies!: IN
23:00 - Lord Z.B. Leader of all Zombies!: THE
23:00 - [SLA-A] Cerberus: sounds like fun
23:00 - Lord Z.B. Leader of all Zombies!: AZZ
23:00 - Lord Z.B. Leader of all Zombies!: ...
23:00 - [SLA-A] Cerberus: when can you start?
23:00 - Lord Z.B. Leader of all Zombies!: Wait...
23:00 - Lord Z.B. Leader of all Zombies!: NO
23:00 - Lord Z.B. Leader of all Zombies!: I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDDING
23:00 - Lord Z.B. Leader of all Zombies!: WHEN
23:00 - Lord Z.B. Leader of all Zombies!: YOU
23:00 - Lord Z.B. Leader of all Zombies!: SAID
23:00 - Lord Z.B. Leader of all Zombies!: YOU
23:00 - Lord Z.B. Leader of all Zombies!: WERE
23:00 - Lord Z.B. Leader of all Zombies!: BI
23:00 - [SLA-A] Cerberus: i am
23:00 - Lord Z.B. Leader of all Zombies!: Kidding?
23:01 - [SLA-A] Cerberus: i am Bi
23:01 - Lord Z.B. Leader of all Zombies!: AHHH
23:01 - Lord Z.B. Leader of all Zombies!: Jk.
23:01 - [SLA-A] Cerberus: i like men and woman
23:01 - Lord Z.B. Leader of all Zombies!: Women*
23:01 - [SLA-A] Cerberus: problem?
23:01 - Lord Z.B. Leader of all Zombies!: Nupe.
23:01 - Lord Z.B. Leader of all Zombies!: I know gay people.
23:01 - Lord Z.B. Leader of all Zombies!: And Bi's
23:03 - Lord Z.B. Leader of all Zombies!: Awkward...
23:04 - [SLA-A] Cerberus: not really
23:04 - Lord Z.B. Leader of all Zombies!: Noo...
23:04 - Lord Z.B. Leader of all Zombies!: I said I'm talking to a Bi guy... To my friend Who his recording...
23:04 - [SLA-A] Cerberus: oh
23:05 - Lord Z.B. Leader of all Zombies!: I am happy my name isn't zombiebob Atm.
23:05 - Lord Z.B. Leader of all Zombies!: Because that would be on youtube..
23:06 - [SLA-A] Cerberus: i could put this chat on funny chatties
23:06 - Lord Z.B. Leader of all Zombies!: You wouldn't dare.
Lord Z.B. Leader of all Zombies! is zombiebob

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