Commander Dash:Direct all energy to the cannon!
Private 'Shy:
okay...Fluttershy flicks the switch, the lights and the motor go down.
She flicks another switch and a bright white light starts to come from the cannon as it emerges from the hull of the Intergallactic Friendship Station F-1
Commander Dash: Check the energy levels!
Officer Twilight: Yes commander.
She looks at the panel with the energy levels.
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Officer Twilight: The energy levels are full commander!
Commander Dash: Great! That hill is about to look 20% cooler. FIRE THE CANNON!
Admiral Pinkie: I'm on it!
Pinkie bounces around the station looking for the button. She finds a big red button that says
DO NOT PRESS. May cause ship self destruction.Admiral Pinkie: Is this it?
Everyone Else: NO! Its over here!
Admiral Pinkie: Okey Dokey Lokey!
She bounces to the switch and flicks it.
The light emanating from the cannon starts to get brighter and different colours start to appear.
The cannon fires!
A massive rainbow colored beam rages out of the cannon! Heading for the hill and Scruffy.
It hits the hill and blows it to smithereens, perfurating anything in its way!
Commander Dash:Good work! The hill is ours.
Admiral Pinkie:What hill? You know you just destroyed the Earth silly!
Commander Dash: Oh crap. Well We still have the earth!
I WIN