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A lesson in going fast

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1 A lesson in going fast on Tue May 01, 2012 8:26 am

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Hello thar good fellows and fellowets.

I am Waffle.

Today, I will teach you the basics of going fast and how going fast helps you.

FIRSTLEE. You must sacrafice you're firstborn to the the Fast God, Sanic.

Sanic is makes you go fast. And when you're not going fast, ur gonna haev a bad tiem.

2NDLEE. After sacraficing you're firstborn to you're new God, you must now look into the methods of being fast.

Some of these methods include...

- Splicing you're DNA with a blue hedgehog and running.

- Using frictionless boots and going down hill with a jetpack.

- Throwing grenades and jumping on them.

- Play the Sanic theme to increase your favour with the Fast God, that is so loud, it defens those who do not go fast and are casual fags.

LASTLEE. Once you have the speed you need, this must be kept at all times. Losing this means you must sacrafice another child to bestow the gift of going fast.

okay now u r redee too goo fast.

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2 Re: A lesson in going fast on Tue May 01, 2012 8:27 am

Waffle

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NOW WE ALL GO FAST!

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3 Re: A lesson in going fast on Tue May 01, 2012 10:43 am

Requesting deletion of thread because he no give credit to HolyOrder/Mexican Brain/Mexican Brian/Mr. Nailbrain.

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4 Re: A lesson in going fast on Tue May 01, 2012 4:44 pm

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5 Re: A lesson in going fast on Tue May 01, 2012 8:08 pm

Waffle

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Scruffy McNubbs wrote:Requesting deletion of thread because he no give credit to HolyOrder/Mexican Brain/Mexican Brian/Mr. Nailbrain.


Hnnng

Nou mii~

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6 Re: A lesson in going fast on Wed May 02, 2012 8:09 am

Waffle wrote:
Scruffy McNubbs wrote:Requesting deletion of thread because he no give credit to HolyOrder/Mexican Brain/Mexican Brian/Mr. Nailbrain.


Hnnng

Nou mii~
jk :3 anyways, stawp forging chatties. hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng


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7 Re: A lesson in going fast on Mon May 07, 2012 5:22 am

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8 Re: A lesson in going fast on Tue May 08, 2012 11:36 pm

I have given lord sanic my firstborn. What step should I take now?


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